Breakfast:
The Gospel According to Matthew, scrambled with eggs, salmon, and sprinkled with salt from the Sea of Galilee.
Lunch:
Blackened Cajun-Style Gospel According to Luke, served with Miraculous Loaves and Fishes.
Dessert: The Letters of Saint Paul to the Corinthians, poached with pear and an almond glaze, served with a scoop of flavored Ice Snow from Mount Sinai.
High Tea:
Toasted Gospel According to Mark, served with scones, butter and a selection of comfit.
Supper:
Fire-Roasted Parchment of the Gospel According to John, served with Four Sea-Horses of the Apocalypse in a Bernaise Sauce
Dessert: Creme Brulee avec Revelations De Jean
(this entry has nothing whatsoever to do with news items)
What follows is neither visually nor literally true, but true enough, nonetheless. All pictures and words have been manipulated. The blog URL, "An Cruiskeen Lawn," is Irish for "The Full Little Jug," the title of a popular Irish drinking song, and of a satirical column written in The Irish Times by Myles No gCopaleen (aka Flann O'Brien, aka Brian O'Nolan) from 1944 - 1966.
Fergal's Fairy Tales
"The fairies know what's going on." Albert Einstein
Friday, September 10, 2010
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Wee Burning Man Project (Not "Burning Man Project" Event in Black Rock City, Nevada).
Friday, July 23, 2010
Monday, July 19, 2010
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Friday, June 18, 2010
The Poop Fairy Campaigns for Cleaner Sidewalks!
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Deaf & Dumb? Dumb only? Idiot or Imbecile; or Lunatic?
The 1901 Census of Ireland has just been posted for general access. This is the return on my grandmother, Ellen McCarron of Ballyrattan (not "Ballyrotten" as printed in the return) Donegal. She was 20 years old in 1901. Her father was a stonemason. One of his works was Saint Columba's Chapel in Drung (not "Dung") Donegal. At the time, Ireland was a part of The United Kingdom. Note the top column on far right: "Deaf & Dumb, Idiot, Lunatic, Imbecile, etc" as if parents had the ability to diagnose their own offspring and publish the good news, "Oh, Fergal, he's just an idiot, but he's not a lunatic."
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
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I think that we really enjoyed the whole experience with Silvia, the lovely woman from Leon in Spain in the flowery dress, who tolf us that crawfish are also eaten there in her native Castilla,

