Breakfast:
The Gospel According to Matthew, scrambled with eggs, salmon, and sprinkled with salt from the Sea of Galilee.
Lunch:
Blackened Cajun-Style Gospel According to Luke, served with Miraculous Loaves and Fishes.
Dessert: The Letters of Saint Paul to the Corinthians, poached with pear and an almond glaze, served with a scoop of flavored Ice Snow from Mount Sinai.
High Tea:
Toasted Gospel According to Mark, served with scones, butter and a selection of comfit.
Supper:
Fire-Roasted Parchment of the Gospel According to John, served with Four Sea-Horses of the Apocalypse in a Bernaise Sauce
Dessert: Creme Brulee avec Revelations De Jean
(this entry has nothing whatsoever to do with news items)
What follows is neither visually nor literally true, but true enough, nonetheless. All pictures and words have been manipulated. The blog URL, "An Cruiskeen Lawn," is Irish for "The Full Little Jug," the title of a popular Irish drinking song, and of a satirical column written in The Irish Times by Myles No gCopaleen (aka Flann O'Brien, aka Brian O'Nolan) from 1944 - 1966.
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