What follows is neither visually nor literally true, but true enough, nonetheless. All pictures and words have been manipulated. The blog URL, "An Cruiskeen Lawn," is Irish for "The Full Little Jug," the title of a popular Irish drinking song, and of a satirical column written in The Irish Times by Myles No gCopaleen (aka Flann O'Brien, aka Brian O'Nolan) from 1944 - 1966.
Fergal's Fairy Tales
"The fairies know what's going on." Albert Einstein
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Fires
Click on the word "Fires" above to link to the picasa site where I've loaded my photos of the fires this past two days that I took from my patio with a Casio Exilim 10.1 megapixel.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Ciudad De Mexico Orgullo (Mexico City Gay Pride), June 30, 2007

Even at the Cathedral in the Zocalo (the centre of Mexico City) "The Vogueing Bishops" made us feel on Gay Pride Day that the Church was on our side!
At Pride in Mexico City, I found two police with little rainbow bands displayed on their uniforms. I was arrested by their welcoming good looks.

These Aztec Warriors know how to kiss! So, the gringo section of the parade gets blocked by Drag Mariachi Nacionalistas.
(Click on any photo to enlarge)
And there are the usual (or unusual) drag queens.
Mexico City must have the greatest variety of drag queens on earth!
It was a schmorgasbord of butch to femme to camp to Penelope Cruz lookalikes.
These indigenous people of Vera Cruz protested against what they saw as corruption in land reform law in that state and wore pictures of the Gobernador on their groins to draw attention to their right to protest against corruption. (Click on photo to enlarge)The Cetlalic Language School of Cuernavaca had a banner which we held before us as we chanted "Si, Se Puede, Habla en Espanol!" to the delighted ears of the city dwellers
On Saturday, June 30, at 10:00 a.m. six gay and Lesbian students, Ken, Tim, Eric, Eric, Rachael, and Fergal, along with two instructors, Francisco and Leti (from Cetlalic Progressive Language School in Cuernavaca) set out from the Hotel Gillow in the "Zocalo" of Mexico City to the subway on our quest to march as the first Mexican Spanish language school in the 29th Annual Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgendered Pride (Orgullo) parade. We took the remarkably clean and reasonably priced subway to the "Insurgentes" station in the "Zona Rosa" (pink zone) of the city, noticing with each stop more and more GLBT celebrants enter the train, so that when we arrived in the clean, well-kept station, we were a mob ascending the steps to the plaza above. Throngs converged from every direction filling the plaza and streets around the monument. The march was about to get under way when we arrived, so we watched the various groups of drag queens in their creative outfits.
Two delightful young men (see picture below) looked ready for nuptuals, each in white: one wore the costume of an angel with great wings, the other a traditional white strapless wedding dress. We spoke with them, asking when the march would begin. They told us that this year's march didn't have enough organizers to get the parade in order.
They turned out to be right. The first floats began to march down the wide avenue, the "Champs D'Elysses" of Mexico City, called Paseo De La Reforma, towards the "Zocalo," a route about four miles long, past great statues of Mexico's heros, and memorials to the dead in various battles against Spaniard and Gringo alike. We unfurled our banner and began to march after watching ten or twelve floats go by decked out, sadly (like many North American gay pride floats) a motley assemblage of drag queens and muscular disco boys flaunting their attitude gym-obsession to the adoring masses. Loud speakers on the floats blasted dated arias from Madonna to Cher, but I was encouraged to note some more culturally thoughtful floats with transgendered Mariachi bands playing and drag queens all dressed as Frida Kahlo with a bad hangover. The humor was not lost on the thousands who lined the streets and cheered the mexican themed floats. One tableau spoofed the sacred image of the Aztec warrior posed pieta-style with of the beautiful young indigenous woman limp in his arms as he ascends the mountain, learning from the eagle that is perched on his shoulder that this holy place was destined to become the Zocalo of Mexico City. There were several other interesting politically themed floats. Francisco Lopez Obrador, the more leftist Presidential candidate, edged out of his seat by a dubious margin of votes, inspired several floats with enthusiastic supporters urging gay pride celebrants to join in what was to be an even greater gathering in the zocalo the following day, the one year anniversary of the election in which Calderon won by a few hundred votes that many Mexicans feel were recorded fraudulently. Their yellow flags and large photos of "mi presidente" reminded all gringos gathered of the 2000 election in our own fair land to the north. The difference being that here, the people took to the streets in all cities in their millions. We joined in the parade and arranged ourselves behind our banner which displayed in bright rainbow colors the motto of Cetlalic School. Not until we reached the first great monument along the route, the "Angel of Independence" monument, a large round pillar, topped by a huge gilded statue of the Angel herself, did we begin to get the sense that this parade was not going to turn out to be like any we'd seen before. In the distance, I began to make out the hundreds of dancing brown bodies arranged around the plinth of the monument, and I began to me more sure that they were all male and naked. As we drew nearer several teenaged boys and men, naked except for slip flops or hiking shoes, held out hats to collect money for their cause, the recognition of the rights of the indigenous people of Vera Cruz by their governor, who is apparently selling off native land to rich developers to make way for multi-millon dollar homes in the resorts along the state's coast. As gringos, we were stunned by the sheer number of fully naked men, ranging in age from teens to octagenerians, all posing for photographs by press and marchers alike, some holding their genitals up for closer inspection. (Can you imagine the Future Farmers of America or the Brooklyn Dock Workers' Union joining the Gay Pride march to bring attention to their cause????) Our instructors noted that the men were most likely not gay, but glad to get support, and in this machista culture, ironically willing to let the gays get a look at their precious jewels. Louder cheers from marchers urged the nude protesters on and in return, we got more vigorous dancing and genital gyration from the dancers and their percussive band who played various drums, cow bells, gourds and maraccas. Some of the protesters wearing only Sombreros played mariachi tunes to us further along the route. The cool mexican morning quickly warmed to a sweltering heat in bright sunshine in the most populous (estimates range from 20 to 26 million) high altitude city on earth. As we passed the elegant Museo de Belle Arts, (pictured here)
The last of the marchers, by now in a frenzy of excitement and relief that they'd reached their destination, arrived at the Zocalo at around 5:30 p.m. Some marchers complain that poor organization caused great gaps between marching groups and floats, slowing down the parade. The local newspapers, on Sunday morning put the numbers of marchers and on-lookers at 20,000; another paper estimated 50,000. But when the entire zocalo was teeming with dancing celebrants, it was clear to our language instructors that this was the largest Mexico City Pride to date, and said that the crowd could not have been fewer than 200,000. We retired to our hotel to snap more photos from our room and rehydrate. That night we all had a wonderful dinner out funded by Cetlalic Language School. Thanks to Eric Kearsley, Nancy Barron and Senora Leti for the photos.
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Yeppoon, Australia, August 4-15, 2007

I took the endless flight from Los Angeles to Brisbane to see my handsome older brother, Cahir, here pictured on the first day of my visit. I hadn't seen Cahir in over twenty years! We had a lot of catching up to do, so we went hiking the first few days and breathed and panted up steep hillsides together.
On our hikes we saw many new and exotic fowl, including this wild scrub turkey.
An Osprey poses triumphantly after catching a large crab.
And after dining, takes off for another snack.
Grandeur has never been so resplendent in the osprey.
The local sand crabs build miniature volcanoes on the shore.
Yeppoon has it's own regional dialect. Despite guesses to the contrary, this simply translates as "Let's have a beer!"
Masculinity is ubiquitous in Australian advertising.
Another osprey poses for the camera.
The most common (and completely tame) signature bird of Queensland is the Cuccaburra, which has a loud, warbling call, likened to the call of a small monkey.
The Australians are a bossy people. No "please" or "thank you."
Owls were everywhere.
My brother warned me that this bird, the plover, was vicious and deadly, but I think he was drunk. The bird, like many of its companions, was completely tame.
Another friendly Cuccaburra.
I swam in paradise, throwing caution to the wind, caring not for the sharks, crocs, and poisonous water snakes that filled the local waters.
The local lorrakeet is bossy and begs for a cigarette.
The ocean is a teal, green, blue, azure, I don't know what...
I celebrate the local brew: "VB" = Victoria Bitter.
Local volcanic islands.
I swam at every opportunity.
At the local wild animal rescue, I held a baby Kangaroo (a "joey") since its mother had died. I am in the bliss of parenthood.
Dawn over the Pacific from my humble guest house on my brother's compound. Friends, go and visit him. You've got free digs!
On the flight home, we crossed the intersection of the international date line and the equator. Here's the unassuming spot.
Monday, August 6, 2007
Rex's Fiftieth Birthday Party, August 25, 2007 (click on images to enlarge)

The centerpiece was a personalized creation by Mr. Jess Durfee (at the core was a delicious carrot cake).
Rex looked very happy at his birthday party, held at Jennifer and Michael's fabulous moderne house in Ocean Beach. Michael holds Master Jack, the host of the party, who looks on admiringly at the guest of honor. Jack said, "It's not my birthday. It's Rex's birthday. My birthday is in February." (Yes, he said, "February" more clearly than I can.)
Head gear was all the rage at Rex's party. Hats, hats, hats. This season, the Regal Ming Dynasty look is very in.
As well as the more Asian Rice Paddy Field Peasant look.
Some of the Society guests came hatless. Brooke Astor and Ms. Guggenheim, of course, wore tiaras, but for security reasons, they preferred not to be photographed. Keith and Rachel discuss Mr. Darce's new brew. Her admiration is apparent.
At any affair before Labor Day, of course, one is never remiss to wear white. Summer white will never go out of style in shirts, teeth, the lot.
The hostess wore a hat by Anna Sui. Ms. Sui calls it "Burger Queen."
Master Jack rejected the Ms. Sui hat, declaring his undying loyalty to Mr. Mizrahi's designs.
Some of the guests could not stop themselves experimenting with unfortunate fashion combinations. Here is a regrettable example.
Glamorous facial hair will never go out of fashion, headwear or not! Some of the ladies reported moments of "Beard Envy."
The sumptuous Margaritas prepared by the hostess were enjoyed by all. And by some a little too much.
Some of the guests conducted pagan rites with children to mark the occasion. Ms. Penni is here holding the "host" to the "baptised diaper." It is an ancient Celtic ritual of purification, apparently.
Master Jack is thrilled with the outcome!
Is there ever a party without its fishing tale?
Fortunately, Mr. Gordon had his little fashion error pointed out by Cheryl, one of the more observant female guests. As usual, a wayward fly left open.
Despite widespread rumors about Mr. Wockner's personal life, he continues to make young women swoon. Fifty is the new twenty.
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